I just got a stupid junk message from my old Plenty Of Fish account about some fake porn account that “wants to meet me” and then tries to get me to find her on another pay-site.
Obviously I didn’t do it, but I decided to allocate about 5 minutes to getting back into the online dating game.
I kept clicking through to all the cute girls’ profiles that popped up, and sent each one the same message: “Hey what’s up?”
Then POF prevented me from sending any more copy/pasted messages, so I changed it up to: “Hey you’re kind of cute. Maybe I’ll let you buy me dinner some time.”
To top it all off, one pretty girl (whose profile emphasizes faith in God as a prime trait of her ideal mate) required a “longer message” in order to send, so I customized it, still beginning with the buy-me-dinner opening.
“Hey what’s up?” (38)
“You’re kind of cute, I might let you buy me dinner.” (17)
Custom message (1)
And now a contest:
Predict the exact results (over the next 24 hours).