I’m going to launch a fun new experiment this week. I’m going to allow you, yes YOU, my dear reader, to control my destiny from the moment of meeting a girl, all the way through to banging her.
This will be the ultimate test of YOUR game.
To begin on our journey, we will need to meet our theoretical future sex partner. What location will we choose for our pickup to go down?
Next, I’ll need an opener. For this one, I might not go with the majority rule, if someone comes up with a funny and creative “other” option.
And finally, I’ll need to get her number. How are we going to smoothly number-close?
Okay, obviously I’m not doing option 3 even if it wins.
Once I’ve gotten the girl’s number, we’ll proceed to phase two: Setting Up The Date. I’m sure we’ll have some interesting text options to choose from…