Choose Your Own Adventure

It's game time.

I’m going to launch a fun new experiment this week. I’m going to allow you, yes YOU, my dear reader, to control my destiny from the moment of meeting a girl, all the way through to banging her.

This will be the ultimate test of YOUR game.

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To begin on our journey, we will need to meet our theoretical future sex partner. What location will we choose for our pickup to go down?

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Next, I’ll need an opener. For this one, I might not go with the majority rule, if someone comes up with a funny and creative “other” option.

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And finally, I’ll need to get her number. How are we going to smoothly number-close?

Okay, obviously I’m not doing option 3 even if it wins.

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Once I’ve gotten the girl’s number, we’ll proceed to phase two: Setting Up The Date. I’m sure we’ll have some interesting text options to choose from…

About The Quest For 50

Some people marry their first love and live happily ever after. I used to think that’d be me, but after I broke up with that first love I realized there was a lot more for me to accomplish in order to be satisfied. When I’m an old man, I don’t want to look back on my life with regrets. I started studying “game,” the art of seducing women and becoming a better man, in the spring of 2010. When I began this journey at age 23, I had only had sex with 3 girls in my life. But I decided to set a goal for myself: 50. It is a realistic goal, yet one I will have to work toward for a few years. And after that? Maybe I’ll finally settle down, knowing I sowed my wild oats more than most men ever will. Or maybe I’ll set my sights on 100… So come along and join me on The Quest For 50. –Dagonet
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13 Responses to Choose Your Own Adventure

  1. Xamuel says:

    3 polls with 3 choices each makes 27 total combinations. I say you should try all 27 and post 27 different articles so we can actually choose based on how we voted.

  2. ancalgon says:

    #3 for Number closing has some votes. Probably for laughs.

    By the way, out of interest, what’s the enviroment you’re gaming in? Is it a university-style town, big city, or a suburban kind of place?

  3. Phoenix says:

    Hey, are you going to find time to post up about Sporty Chick, and this new girl Katrina? I’m very interested!

  4. A fucking book store won?

    *facepalm*

  5. Do you remember that movie Gamer, with Gerard Butler?

    All we need to do is implant a chip into your head and bam! we got a sequel.

  6. KC says:

    shame we can’t see peoples’ responses in the “other” categories.

    • Dagonet says:

      I don’t even know how I can see them. Some of the polls have “Comments”… maybe that is where the “Other” responses go. But the math doesn’t add up.

      Next round, I think I’ll just have people suggest other responses in the article’s comments section.

  7. This is a hilarious experiment… good luck man!

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